dude i’d eat this in all 9 stages

this shit good af

i’ve eaten raw eggs you feel me

i like that raw bloody shit

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tuna-fish-deeelight:

pimpin aint easy 

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ultimatebeauties:

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this turns me on :(((

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rawmeatbetweenmyteeth:

Slow slicing (Traditional Chinese: 凌遲, Simplified Chinese: 凌迟, Pinyin: língchí, alternately transliterated Ling Chi or Leng T’che), also translated as the slow process, the lingering death, or death by a thousand cuts, was a form of execution used in China from roughly AD 900 to its abolition in 1905. In this form of execution, the condemned person was killed by using a knife to methodically remove portions of the body over an extended period of time. The term língchí derives from a classical description of ascending a mountain slowly.

Lingchi was reserved for crimes viewed as especially severe, such as treason and killing one’s parents. The process involved tying the person to be executed to a wooden frame, usually in a public place. The flesh was then cut from the body in multiple slices in a process that was not specified in detail in Chinese law and therefore most likely varied. In later times, opium was sometimes administered either as an act of mercy or as a way of preventing fainting. The punishment worked on three levels: as a form of public humiliation, as a slow and lingering death, and as a punishment after death.

According to the Confucian principle of filial piety or xiao to alter one’s body or to cut the body is a form of unfilial practice. Lingchi therefore contravenes the demands of xiao. In addition, to be cut to pieces meant that the body of the victim would not be ‘whole’ in a spiritual life after death.[citation needed]

This method of execution became a fixture in the image of China among some Westerners. It appears in various accounts of Chinese cruelty, such as Harold Lamb’s 1930s biography of Genghis Khan.

The  pictures are part of the execution of Fu-zhu.li. Beijing, April 10, 1905.

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O beautiful for spacious skies,

For amber waves of grain,

For purple kush majesties

Above the fruited plain

tumblr is my chastity belt

fukkkres:

yufeelme:

loopdigga:

Specifications for a girlfriend

• White (maybe latina idk)
• Around 5’ 3”
• Skinny 
• Smart
• Likes white person music
• Nice
• Not a slut

this is the literal exact opposite of what i want

same here, our specifications are

• black (maybe indian)
• around 10’ 6”
• fat
• dumb
• likes black person music
• mean
• a slut

yufeelme:

loopdigga:

Specifications for a girlfriend

• White (maybe latina idk)
• Around 5’ 3”
• Skinny 
• Smart
• Likes white person music
• Nice
• Not a slut

this is the literal exact opposite of what i want

then ur talking 2 the right GAL

although im 5’5.5 fml

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flow milky, like baby, i’ll finish this bottle and suck on ya titty

i fuckin love lions

omg

this is 2 great

GOING IN MY CUTE TAG RIGHT NOW

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ta-ble:

when girls have gifs of them rolling bluts in their tagged/me

basedfiasco:

sassymcnasty:

basedfiasco:

sassymcnasty:

basedfiasco:

Me and Sassy going to school

OMG

that’s funny cuz that is the main mode of transportation out here

have you been here btw?

also i rode my bike to campus WOW it’s state wide mane

Really? I’d get a bike and save money with my car then and No I never been out there

yEEE omg ok!! so what made u choose wa? wow bb where r u from btw omg???

I’m from Brooklyn, NY but I live in North Carolina 

And it really sucks here.

I might go to WA cause my friend told me about it and it seems pretty cool

OOOOH

ok i have fam out there yeh it does

awe ok ok come visit :3 

OMG

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